My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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