Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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