Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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