So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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