Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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