Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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