You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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