what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize
