I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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