Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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