Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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