Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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