super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
where am i from again
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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