Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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