like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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