This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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