Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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