Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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