butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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