If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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