Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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