Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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