did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
