just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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