You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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