used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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