i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize