awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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