i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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