your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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