windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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