Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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