Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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