i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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I have already put on my inside pants.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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