So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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