just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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