Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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