real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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