bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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