11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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