just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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