All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
