Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
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All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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