He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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