Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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