margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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