wanna go halves on a baby?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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