Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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