We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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