You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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