chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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