I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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