You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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