I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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