I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
