that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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