She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize